• Leo finally got an Academy Award!

  • Mad Max: Fury Road (my pick for Best Picture) earned 6 Oscars! So shiny, so gold!

  • Big wins for people in the nose-bleed seats!

  • Chris Rock as a host, meh. His jokes were hit and miss.

  • Ali G spoke on racialist issues. “Booyakasha!” (Sacha Baron Cohen should have hosted.)

  • ‘The Weekend’ introduced his dread-hawk hair doo to a bunch of stuffy white people.

  • Sly Stallone lost a statue to the bland man from Bridge of Spies.